THE IMPERIAL COCK RULES
The Imperial cock
five and seven eighths
four and three quarters
seven and a half inches
How many boys measure their manhood in metric?
The Imperial cock rules
Why have a peter’s centimetres
ejaculating millilitres
at Celsius degrees?
When your cock’s inches
could squirt ounces
Fahrenheit-ly
Please!
The Imperial cock rules
How many boys are so sick
to think of their prick
scientifically?
Centimetres are for tiny peters
on mice and mosquiters I suppose
but not alien invaders
geriatric cadavers
or the length of a rose
The Imperial cock rules
RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997
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