WHEN I GO TO HELL

When I go to Hell
don’t worry about me
I’ll have a hell of a time
with great company

Why it’ll be swell
with Hitler and Moses
I can’t wait to tell
who is the grossest

When I go to Hell
I’ll get to see
old Mao Tse Tung
and Kennedy

And I’ll get to dwell
’mongst judges and priests
the stories they’ll tell
excuses at least

When I go to Hell
I’ll join the committee
to welcome John Crow
and his banker cronies

I’ll have in my cell
some sexy old women
and after a spell
I’ll rape Catherine McKinnon

When I go to Hell
I’ll meet the great thinkers
and dabblers as well
and maybe some stinkers

Think of the fun
the pain and the mayhem
Hell who’d want the Heaven
of old Billy Graham

When I go to Hell
I’ll be sinning all day
I’ll learn vices well
’cause I’ll want to stay

 

RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997

  

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